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November 26, 2013


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Look, I found a troll in my notes. 8)

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 26, 2013, 12:23 AM
megatron888: dont go to a gay bar

Harseik: Happy bar? 8D

megatron888: i went to an all guy bar 

Harseik: What color were the light fixtures?

megatron888: pink and i was wearing pink panties 

Harseik: Pink probably isn't the best color for a proper light source. In fact, pink is rather close to the color red, which actually makes you feel angry. Did you know that McDonald's thought rather hard on their color scheme? Yellow is a color that tends to make people feel hungry, whilst red makes them irritated/impatient. Basically, the designers were influencing consumers to hungrily walk in, get their order, and quickly leave out of irritation.

megatron888: oh well i was wearing panties 

Harseik: That reminds me of the British term for panties. They're called knickers over there. Knickers was derived from the word "knickerbockers", which is probably one of the coolest words ever conceived. 

megatron888: a guy followed me into the bathroom 

Harseik: That ALSO reminds me. While I was waiting for the elevator at college, I noticed that the sign for the men's bathroom had its head replaced with a penny. I wonder if that was some sort of political message the defacers were trying to convey.


Megatron888, why you no respond? Our conversation was so enlightening. This is dreadful, because I was about to link you a good French Onion Soup recipe. If you see this, Megatron888, respond back and I'll give it to you! <3

  • Mood: Jolly
  • Listening to: Christmas music!
  • Reading: Ephesians 6:10-18!
  • Watching: Markiplier!
  • Playing: with the big boys NOW!
  • Eating: Christmas cookies!
  • Drinking: Hot cocoa!
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SilentCrowKennels Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:shakefist:  I want to drill holes this guy.  He asked me why his straight "yummy ten-inched rod" friend was grabbing his hips.  I responded with something like "I don't know.  Maybe he's squeezing out all of the crap you're dumping on me."  :no:
yellowflowerevy Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Student General Artist
lawl I would like the recipe in their place of thats alright?
fqtt Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 I never knew 'trolling' was listed in the armor of Ephesians 6... lol
xRae-Asakurax Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
Oh god ahahahahahaaaaaaa :XD:
Guiled-Dragon Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Professional General Artist
HHAHA BLESS YOU! This is so awesome!
GoldenRose101 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You are my hero! 
Kaleoscope Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Doodlee-a Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Student Digital Artist
*Snort* Oh that reminds me, did you know people turn into idiots when they come to a pool? Can't do nothin' with them, and they seem to forget how to read.
I like to read, it's such a good idea
Did you know brain games help stave off things like Alzheimer's when you're older?


I'm done now. XD
SlayerSyrena Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Professional General Artist
Awww, you've got a troll too? So do I.

You've got to take good care of your trolls. I feed mine with sarcasm from time to time but I can also be mean and a lot of the time I starve them. *is a bad troll owner*
kihanas-spirit Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha your comment is perfection
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