megatron888: dont go to a gay bar
Harseik: Happy bar? 8D
megatron888: i went to an all guy bar
Harseik: What color were the light fixtures?
megatron888: pink and i was wearing pink panties
Harseik: Pink probably isn't the best color for a proper light source. In fact, pink is rather close to the color red, which actually makes you feel angry. Did you know that McDonald's thought rather hard on their color scheme? Yellow is a color that tends to make people feel hungry, whilst red makes them irritated/impatient. Basically, the designers were influencing consumers to hungrily walk in, get their order, and quickly leave out of irritation.
megatron888: oh well i was wearing panties
Harseik: That reminds me of the British term for panties. They're called knickers over there. Knickers was derived from the word "knickerbockers", which is probably one of the coolest words ever conceived.
megatron888: a guy followed me into the bathroom
Harseik: That ALSO reminds me. While I was waiting for the elevator at college, I noticed that the sign for the men's bathroom had its head replaced with a penny. I wonder if that was some sort of political message the defacers were trying to convey.
Megatron888, why you no respond? Our conversation was so enlightening. This is dreadful, because I was about to link you a good French Onion Soup recipe. If you see this, Megatron888, respond back and I'll give it to you! <3