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Journal Entry: Tue Nov 26, 2013, 12:23 AM
megatron888: dont go to a gay bar

Harseik: Happy bar? 8D

megatron888: i went to an all guy bar 

Harseik: What color were the light fixtures?

megatron888: pink and i was wearing pink panties 

Harseik: Pink probably isn't the best color for a proper light source. In fact, pink is rather close to the color red, which actually makes you feel angry. Did you know that McDonald's thought rather hard on their color scheme? Yellow is a color that tends to make people feel hungry, whilst red makes them irritated/impatient. Basically, the designers were influencing consumers to hungrily walk in, get their order, and quickly leave out of irritation.

megatron888: oh well i was wearing panties 

Harseik: That reminds me of the British term for panties. They're called knickers over there. Knickers was derived from the word "knickerbockers", which is probably one of the coolest words ever conceived. 

megatron888: a guy followed me into the bathroom 

Harseik: That ALSO reminds me. While I was waiting for the elevator at college, I noticed that the sign for the men's bathroom had its head replaced with a penny. I wonder if that was some sort of political message the defacers were trying to convey.

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Megatron888, why you no respond? Our conversation was so enlightening. This is dreadful, because I was about to link you a good French Onion Soup recipe. If you see this, Megatron888, respond back and I'll give it to you! <3




  • Listening to: Christmas music!
  • Reading: Ephesians 6:10-18!
  • Watching: Markiplier!
  • Playing: with the big boys NOW!
  • Eating: Christmas cookies!
  • Drinking: Hot cocoa!
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DaliteDraws Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2017
I have him messaging me now....
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Harseik Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
You can look up a random response generator, pretend to be an A.I. trying to have a conversation, or speak to him in another language if you want to entertain yourself for a little while. Maybe draw him a picture. Maybe even give him the response that he wants: outrage. P: Also, holy crap, I can't believe he's still active and doing the exact same thing. Someone give him a medal.
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DaliteDraws Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2017
hahaha to be honest I have been having a hilarious convo with him but he has gone silent on me now.
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Harseik Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Yaaaay! That'd make for a good journal entry if you have the inclination.
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DaliteDraws Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2017
hahaha, tempting, fancy waiting it out to see if he responds. here is it (couldn't help but drop an onion soup reference in)

megatron888:are. bikinis comfy?

ME: That really depends on the bikini and how you wear it. For example if you decide to wear bikini bottoms as a top then I can't imagine it woukd be comfortable and you would also like like an utter twit.

megatron888:i it's not like I want to try on my sisters bikini

me: Whether you do or don't want ti, that's fine. Though ask your sister's permission first before borrowing her belongings or buy your own.

Megatron888: but I'm a guy i can't buy my own bikini girls will think i love sexy guys

Me: oh on the note of sexy guys, jonny Depp! He is a classic sexy man but the Amber heard situation really has cast him in a bad light and he totally has lost it.

Him: yeah i know too bad he was totes sexy

Me: I know. He probably had a great recipe for onion soup that he was going to share with the world one day.

Him: i am totes not coming off as gay am. i?

Me: Haha! Don't try to change the subject! Why the sudden change? Spill? Do you not like onion soup? What soup do you like? If I had to pick it would be chicken noodle soup for sure.

Him: i love chickens

Me: I find the animals a bit creepy but the meat is fabulous! what's your favourite meal?

Him: uh c**k

Me: oh fabulous! so anyway, are you a game of thrones fan?

Him: wait. did that sound gay

Me: I don't know. what did you say in response to my got question? I didn't get that note, resend it! I love chatting with you!

Him: i meant the yummy kind of c**k

Me: I wasn't aware they showed any c**k on game of thrones! have you seen the theory that tyrion, snow and daenerys are all related?

Him: yeah. oh. god. no i. don't like pen*s

Me: hahaha, you are so funny, I love how you try to turn the conversation back to yourself when we are talking about game of thrones. You are a hoot but you never answered my questions about got? want to talk about a different TV program?

Him: im. straight and. what's got?

Me: it is game of thrones! have you not heard about it? what country are you from? it is massive in America and the UK.

Him: yeah girl i know it has a lot of sexy guys in it
me: Haha, I can tell you dont really want to talk about GOT with a closed statement like that. dont worry though, I will change topics. So you are on DA, you an artist or an art collector?

Him: i collect art and is it weird I call guys hunks?

Me: the word hunks reminds me of the word chunks, that reminds me of Ben and Jerry's ice cream with the chocolate chunks. omg. I might have to buy some now haha!

Him: you know the best way to eat ice cream is off a guys body

Me: Ben and Jerry's is too expensive for that!

Him: yeah that's why I buy cheap ice cream and eat it off guys bodys

Me: but Ben and Jerry's though is delicious! I once ate a whole tub in one day!!!!

Him: awesome sauce                (seemed to be losing him here)

Me: Haha! Yes! I also like cheesecake. do you like cheesecake?

Him: yeah on my boyfriend
me: Haha, I am beginning to think you don't own any plates! I would imagine having cheesecake eaten off a body woukd be nice, you have to put some oomph into pushing the spoon through the biscuit base and that would hurt them!

Him: i i. i said girlfriend right????

Me: omg I just had a thought...please tell me you own plates! or at least don't eat steak! oh no!!!!@

Him: i like eating food off him

Me: I like nail varnish! I really should buy more base coat though.

Him: im not gay i swear

Me: I am shopping for copic markers. have you ever tried them?

Him: no (losing him again so after making him go through all of the above, decided to let him talk about what he wanted to)

Me: they are fabulous! you don't seem to be much of a conversationalist. it is really quirky. but okay, let's talk about you being gay/bi/somewhere on the spectrum

Him: i i i im im straight

Me: you are whatever you are, it doesn't matter, as long as you are happy. you can be straight, gay, bi, pan, a sexual or anything else as long as you are happy, safe and appropriate to others then that is all that matters.

No response from that yet

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The-Silent-Crow Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:shakefist:  I want to drill holes this guy.  He asked me why his straight "yummy ten-inched rod" friend was grabbing his hips.  I responded with something like "I don't know.  Maybe he's squeezing out all of the crap you're dumping on me."  :no:
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yellowflowerevy Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Professional Artist
lawl I would like the recipe in their place of thats alright?
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fqtt Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 I never knew 'trolling' was listed in the armor of Ephesians 6... lol
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xRae-Asakurax Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
Oh god ahahahahahaaaaaaa :XD:
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CinnaMonroe Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Professional General Artist
HHAHA BLESS YOU! This is so awesome!
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GoldenRose101 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You are my hero! 
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Kaleoscope Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013   Traditional Artist
So HAPPY //LAUGHING
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE BEST TROLL TROLL
HERE
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Doodlee-a Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Student Digital Artist
*Snort* Oh that reminds me, did you know people turn into idiots when they come to a pool? Can't do nothin' with them, and they seem to forget how to read.
I like to read, it's such a good idea
Did you know brain games help stave off things like Alzheimer's when you're older?

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I'm done now. XD
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SlayerSyrena Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Professional General Artist
Awww, you've got a troll too? So do I.

You've got to take good care of your trolls. I feed mine with sarcasm from time to time but I can also be mean and a lot of the time I starve them. *is a bad troll owner*
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kihanas-spirit Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha your comment is perfection
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Kira-Ani-McGrath Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Playing: with the big boys NOW!"

:squee: personal revamp  I was singing Prince of Egypt songs last night.  Now I'm singing them again.  B)

Totally ignored the actual journal content... XD
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FallingWithoutStyle Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Student Writer
I had way too much fun reading this XD

.....>Seriously though, do you really have a good French Onion Soup recipe?  Because I want it if you do, I want it so bad
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Quilted-illusions Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Student Artist
You just gained 10+ points of cool in my book.
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max7345 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl: He probably got the hint that you weren't taking him seriously and left.  xD

French Onion Soup...never tried that before.  Sounds like it'd be kinda good though.  Please do share the recipe, Dini.  I might be willing to give it a go.
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ChristineMW Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
I've only ever had it once, but French Onion Soup is fantastic!
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Jerepasaurus Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You are such a beautiful person. :'D ♥

CAN I HAVE THAT SOUP RECIPE BTW? looool I looooove soup~
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xiaoniao Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
Well, if he doesn't want it, I'll take that recipe. 8D
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BeSharpShot Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
Let me go get my life jacket, because that shit is deep!
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Fox-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
Leaving in the middle of such a fascinating conversation? The nerve.
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Thermrone Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013   General Artist
Pffft HAHA!
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